Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

I can count to potato.

i just pooped that is all!

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

dyslexic's Untie

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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