"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Velcro. What a rip off.

once you go black your credit goes wack

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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