- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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