- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

This sentence is a lie.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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