- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

A seal walks into a club.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

THE GAME

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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