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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....