Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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Water? I hardly know her.

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Jews

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Sex

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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why dont they make black forks

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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