An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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