- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

Why did? Yes

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

Choir.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

i just pooped that is all!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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