What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

The GOV and the WHO?

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

Robin, get in the batmobile

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