What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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