- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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