Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Anthony sucks

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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