What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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Women Sports.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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