Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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4-4-2

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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Arrow in the Knee!

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Netflix and chill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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