It was the week of the school formal and a girl rang up her date and said I don't have a dress for the formal. He said ok the lets go out and buy one. So they went to the dress shop to buy one but the line was really, really long so they waited in the dress line for ages and ages until they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. As they did, the girl said well I suppose you need a suit, so they went to the suit shop, and again, the suit line was really long but they waited in the suit line and they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. Then the guy said, well if we want to go to the formal in style, then we will need a limo. So they went to the limo shop but the limo line was really long as well. But again, they waited in the limo line and they got to the front, paid and left. It was finally the night of the formal, she had her dress, he had his suit and they arrived in their limo. Everyone was having a great time and the the girl said to her partner, I'm a bit thirsty could you please get me a drink? So the guy went over to the drinks table and went to get a glass of punch but there was no punch line.

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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