You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

That is so fetch

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

Anything involving women..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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