An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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Why can't february march Because april may

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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