Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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Sex

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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Do you love me? No.

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My Boyfriend

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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