- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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