So a seal walks into a club.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Camerons hair is Curly..

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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