What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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A person from Singapore eats

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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