- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

hey John will you make some copies

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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