Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Bill: Hey Scott, do you have the time? John: My name is John, you must have mistaken me for someone else. Bill: Oh. I apologize for the inconvenience. John: No problem. By the way, the time is 3:34. Bill: I don't actually need the time, me and Scott just have this inside joke of me asking the time when we both very well know that he refuses to wear a wristwatch. John: Alright

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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ejaculation JLR

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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Im gay What about you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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