Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't. Despite losing her arms in a terrible accident as a child, Suzy persevered to become a renowned gymnast. After several turns as a champion Special Olympian, Suzy retired from sports in order to tour elementary schools as a guest speaker. She inspired thousands of disabled children across North America and was a highly-respected orator. Suzy sadly passed away in 2009 at the age of 62. She is survived by her two lovely daughters, Karen and Michelle.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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Stop Spam Read Books

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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