What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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everybody loves raymond

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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