A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

I'm hungry.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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