How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

why dont they make black forks

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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