- Anti Joke

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

82 Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Velcro. What a rip off.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.