- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

i just pooped that is all!

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

every knight i see an owl at window

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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