Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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