Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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