- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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every knight i see an owl at window

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

Velcro. What a rip off.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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