What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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A kid has no friends.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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