- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

the WNBA

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

A seal walks into a club.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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