Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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That is so fetch

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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