- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

I love pissing people off :P

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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