- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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