why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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So does Blake

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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