Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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What? Why?

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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c-? men, C-men

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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destiny

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