- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

I LIKE TRAINS

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

Women's rights

the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

School

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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