- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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david weres the slug gone

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

Roses are red. Violets are purple

Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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