yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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A man is sitting at a bar. He stands up and goes over to these bikers playing pool. He then walks over to the bartender and says "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can pee in that bottle over there." The bartender looks at the bottle and sees there is a good five meters between the two. The bartender then agrees. The man takes out his penis and begins to pee. His pee stream goes everywhere on the bar, on the cash register, and espicially on the laughing bartender. It goes everywhere except inside the bottle. The man finishes and zips his pants. He then smiles at the bartender while handing him three hundred dollars. The bartender asks "why are you laughing you lost three hundred dollars?" Which the man replies "See those bikers by the pool table laughing?...I bet them five hundred dollars each that I could pee on your bar, on your cash register, and on your face and you would laugh and be happy." The bartender then reached under his bar and toke out his bat. He then continued to break the mans knees and then perceeded to pee on his bruised and battered face.

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A man named Carl walks into a bar and sees another man named Ed who has purple skin and is holding a chinchilla in one hand and a policeman's helmet in the other. Carl approaches Ed and asks, "Why is your skin purple and why are you holding a chinchilla in one hand and a policeman's helmet in the other?" Ed replies stating, "Well its actually a pretty funny story. I was sailing near cape cod and a saw a large whale jump out of the water, and that gave me a really good idea. So I sailed home immediately and wrote a very detailed novel about my days in Vietnam. The book was a success and I was able to make a large amount of money. However, unfortunately I became addicted to cocaine and wasted all of my money and had to live on the streets. Since then, I have cleaned up my act and am working again and have a house. I decided to treat myself to a night out and so I came here and painted myself purple. Then, I found this chinchilla and policeman's helmet on the floor and decided to hold onto it until I find the owner. Now that I think about it, that story isn't very funny. I apologize." Carl then accepted the apology and the two had a drink together and are still good friends today.

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

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why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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