An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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So a seal walks into a club.

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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