Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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You know how I felt about Nero, no way id ever date anyone but you, back then that is. Fine I will come along, I bet you left the base at "point zero" without the information he left, you have not changed a bit Seth, always too impulsive for your own good, but Nero was always like that and that, turned out, well damn. Tell me first, if you come get me, how much have you really changed mentally from the last time we met? You sincerely sound like a psychopath and I could use a shoulder to cry on rather than be escorted to some sick torture dungeon thing. I gather you are not far away, could you please get over here asap? I do not care about more than the standard code anymore, you have not changed much, except you are a deranged psychopath now, I get it, in your place I think id do the same, I have no idea how bad Nero was doing when you found him, and I sure as hell dont want to know.

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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Jellybeans

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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