- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

Obama being reelected.

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

no pun intended

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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