- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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