- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Knock knock What?

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Hey, Max!!

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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