- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

When life throws you lemons, duck.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

Face...the other white meat!

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

This statement is false.

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