- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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