Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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