- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's a joke? Funny

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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