What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Mullets

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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He walked in a bar

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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human centipede

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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Roses are red, violets are purple.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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