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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

A fish swims up your penis...

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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