An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Poop

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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