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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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Racial Equality

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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