- Anti Joke

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

If you're reading this, you can read.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.