roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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