- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

FIONN'S LIFE

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Seven

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

How do you spell eight? 8

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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