- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

your life

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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