- Anti Joke

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Stop Spam Read Books

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

I have a gay camel

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