- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

What's two plus two? Window

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