- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Christianity

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Racial Equality

Were can you find a bag of meth?

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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