What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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fridge

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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