What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

what's brown and sticky A stick!

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Katy Perry

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Rick Santorum 2012

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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