What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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National security?

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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Church.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Vagina.

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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