- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you