A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Racial Equality

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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