Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Once upon a time, The end.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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