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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

Why was the gay guy sad?

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit