Keanu Reaves

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

The WNBA

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Lil Wayne

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

Chuck norris

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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