- Anti Joke

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

A blind man walks into a wall.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.