Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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Choir.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Asians

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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Women's rights.

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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