- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

Knock knock Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Guess who is violent. Osama

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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