Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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