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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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