Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

everybody loves raymond

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

I am a women

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

world society

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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