Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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