- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

An Asian man fails a math test

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

FIONN'S LIFE

What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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