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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

call me maybe.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

Knock knock What?

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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