Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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An Asian man fails a math test

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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A blonde woman with her son are in walmart , as they approach the food and beverage section , they see a mexican man looking at the eggs. The man asks for help from the blonde woman about egg quality. She says ABD Eggs are the best so the mexican guy chooses that. Upon leaving the little boy points to the mexicans guys hat and shouts "ALIENS !" the mother gets really embarassed and shouts at her son for his behaviour and says it is not right. The mum gets relieved that she say that the mexican guy could not hear since he was listening to music. Upon the way out the mum spots a purplish liquid dripping out of the mexican guys hair. She asks him and he replies "Its the hair gel". The blonde and son nods and continues on their lives. - AK

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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Your adopted.....

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