- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

women's rights, lol

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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