- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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