Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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