my gramma died

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Im taking a shit right now.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Where's my tractor?

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

Women's rights

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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