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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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