- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

i have read and agree to the terms of service

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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