- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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