What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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