- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

Misner is a twat.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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