- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

I regret everything.....

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

what?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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