How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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