- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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