- Anti Joke

Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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