- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

learn the ropes?

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

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