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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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