- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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