Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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What do I hate? people

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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Happy Monday!

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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