- Anti Joke

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why was the gay guy sad?

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

Racial equality.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

What did John name his dog? Doggy

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.