What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

... i forgot the joke :p

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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