Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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