- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

woman..parallel parking

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??