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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

You suck big fat slobber

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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