- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

what?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

I regret everything.....

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