- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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