- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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