whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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John Stamos.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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