Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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