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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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