What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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