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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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