To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Muslim athletes.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

William wright is Gay

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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