- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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