DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

watch me nae nae

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

A black student graduated High School

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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