- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

guest what i love pancakes

The WNBA.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

once you go black your credit goes wack

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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