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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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