- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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