- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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