What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

i just pooped that is all!

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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