- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Yanter, Look it up

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Has u seen my grammar?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

Bitch! Love, J.B.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

7+5=12

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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