- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

The Moon Landing.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

this is not a drill.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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