Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

all jokes aside...

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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James Patrick Campbell

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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