What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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knock knock come in!

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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