A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

thumb_up thumb_down +6

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

thumb_up thumb_down +6

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

thumb_up thumb_down +6

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

thumb_up thumb_down +6

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

thumb_up thumb_down +6

i just pooped that is all!

thumb_up thumb_down +6

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops