How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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The Moon Landing.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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